Father Joe: So what's this all about?
Tim: It's an environmentally friendly cathedra for the visit. Seems perfect, given the Holy Father's interest in protecting the planet.
Colin: What's environmentally friendly about it?
"Behold, the eco-cathedra. Not only is it made from 100% recycled materials, but it is also 100% compostable. After the Pope's visit you can use it to fertilize your garden."
"As you can see, it is made from used furniture boxes. We left some of these fascinating details so you can sense the history behind the piece. Would someone like to try it out so you can see how sturdy it is? How about you, sir?"
Colin: No thanks. Not me. Not interested. Tim...? Father Joe....? Well, if you insist...
Father Joe: Thanks for the great suggestion, Tim. Totally worth the trip to Vashon. Ha, ha, ha!